Stupid-Man please, I’m trying really hard to promote my Titanic Reprints, in order to promote my New Superman Song I’m writing. So if you can kindly stop being such a bully…

“Stupid-Man not the bully. You the bully! And you a super weak bully at that. Stupid-Man never saw such a weakling. And your Stupid Superman Song Lyrics suck, big time! So do your stupid screenplay and your stupid website! They all bathetic. You’re bathetic!”

I’ll tell you what. I’m going to give you a Boston Daily Globe Titanic Newspaper Reprint on the house…

“Oh, so Stupid-Man must give little show, fly way up top of a house to get one.”

That means it’s free.

“Hey everyone, you can all get an outdated Titanic newspaper for free. Come get ’em while supplies last.” 

I’m not offering a free Titanic to everyone. Just you…

“Why is Stupid-Man so special?”

All I ask in return is that you stop trashing my website, and simply vanish.

“Stupid-Man not gonna’ vanish! And he not even want your stupid Titanic Reprint!”

Oh just rip it up, that’s nice. You know, I’ve tried being calm and reasonable. But some people simply can’t be reasoned with.

“Stupid-Man agree hundred million percent. Like crazy pipe dreamers like you. Think your lame dame shitty Superman song someday be a hit. Stupid aspiring never amount to diddly songwriter. You can’t be reasoned with!”

I’m not doing this anymore. You’re turning my Titanic web page into a God damned circus.

Your whole website is a…

I said shut up!

“Make Stupid-Man shut up!”

Alright, I will. I’ve decided to rewrite my Stupid-Man Screenplay. And you’re not going to like my revised ending one bit!

“Hey, you can’t do that!”

You wanna bet. I’ve already wrote it a few days ago. All I have to do is push the magic button.

“Stoooooop!!!”

There, it’s done.

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, some much needed peace and quiet.